You’re In Good Hands…With Allstate.

Your in good hands. . .Trust me.

Your in good hands. . .Trust me.

“Your blog is about to be recorded into an audiobook. If you could choose anyone — from your grandma to Samuel L. Jackson — to narrate your posts, who would it be?”

Keeping in mind that this is my first blog post, what better way to open up than to have the first and subsequent post read by none other than (drum roll please)…Morgan Freeman. Alas, he was already booked, so I decided to go with James Earl Jones. He declined my offer, but suggested I consider writing more post, then he might consider it.

Taken aback by the momentary rejection, I realized all was not lost. My plea was heard by none other than the voice of Allstate. Mmmmmmm. Yessssssss.

I can hear him now…Vocalizing the words that I write, bringing them to life with tenor and inflection. Mmmmmmm. I think I need a few more of those because hearing him say “Mmmmmmmmmm”  and “Brandie” would be the highlight of my (let’s be honest) LIFE.  Because I’m in good hands with…Dennis Haysbert. . .”Yes Brandie. . .you’re in GOOD hands. Has anyone ever told you how awesome you are? Well good, because you know what? You’re awesome. Mmmmmmmmm.”




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